Eggs are for the birds. They’re too damn easy to clean. And anyone would agree they’re not dangerous – at all.
Well, the Shit Fire! merit badge is for the man who’s ready to live on the edge.
This badge is for the late-night hater, who’s tired of mailbox baseball and needs something more, and with a comedic twist.
Shit Fire!, though dangerous (and most-likely bordering on illegal), is all about redemption. Here are a few examples of how one may flaunt with the idea of earning the Shit Fire! badge:
1. “Geoff gave me an elbow right to the face in basketball.”
“Fuck that. Let’s Shit Fire! his house.”
2. “Dude, I heard Jess broke up with you after 4th period.”
“Yeah, what a bitch . . . Shit in a bag and Shit Fire! her house, right?”
“No doubt.”
3. “My Priest is so annoying. Everytime I’m taking a massive dump in the bathroom, he tries to talk to me – through the stall. And I’m dumping-out, you know?”
“That does it, dude. God’s gonna get a grocery-bag-sized Shit Fire! at Church.”
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.