One of the most rigorous activities in the Bad Scout world, Monkey Spanking, is available. FINALLY!
According to ancient law and world customs, the term ”Monkey Spanking” meant something far different than what it means today.
Monkeys, in the 1700s, were often guests of royalty. Monkeys were brought along. Invited to dinners. Welcomed as siblings and as honored fellows at intimate events.
There was a time and place when monkeys were treated as gods, indeed!
Well, fellow Bad Scouts . . . Get prepared to learn a little bit less about monkeys and a little bit more about the Monkey Spanking merit badge.
You see . . . Nowadays . . . And in this case . . . “Monkey,” means “Dick.”
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.