Shots are for pussies.
Keg stands are for winners.
There’s nothing more important in a young Bad Scout’s life than learning how to properly buy, tap and administer others’ stands on a keg.
When earning the Keg Lore merit badge, Bad Scouts of all ages will be taught the methodogies and common street-practices of those, who have birthed this beautiful, supreme keggar nation.
When earning this badge, one will become proficient in:
Profits and Losses – at keggars
Social Etiquette – at keggars and
Gun Safety – at keggars.
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.