What is that? An alligator?
Of course it is.
And you sort of want to toss it, don’t you?
Into a lake.
Onto a bus?
Well . . . Now is as good a time as any to earn your Gator Tossing merit badge. And this badge isn’t for the weak at heart or for those afraid of sticking their face into an alligator’s mouth.
By the time you complete this course of studies, you’ll learn how to employ important Gator Tossing techniques such as the “Lean Like a Cholo Punch and Go”, as well as the “Three-Stooge Eye Spooge.”
Tossing gators isn’t just an art form. It’s a way of life.
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.