“Where did they come from?”
“Why are they here?”
“Did humans always have them?”
Above are three important questions that every Bad Scout must answer in order to earn the Boner History merit badge.
Boners play a major role in today’s society. They are powerful. They are individualistic. They are something we all have and want to know more about.
“Where can we put them?”
“What can I do with this?”
“Why does mine curve to the right?”
The answers to all of these important questions shall be revealed.
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.