Sure . . . Tying snakes into knots and blowing shit up might prove to be difficult from time-to-time. But, by earning the “At-Home Surgery” merit badge, you’re saying to the world, “Look, I can do you a favor. You have kidney stones? I won’t just remove the stones . . . I’ll remove the whole damn kidney!” NO medicare paperwork, NO business license, NO federal tax payments required!
And don’t just limit yourself to kidney stones. Consider earning At-Home Surgery when assessing:
- Acid Reflux!
- Baldness!
- Erectile Dysfunction!
- Histrionic Personality Disorder!
- The Shits!
- Vertigo! and now . . .
- Yellow Fever!
“Now buy one of these badges or I’ll camp all over your face!” – Carl Daniels, Jr.