There are few times that I have something important to say. This is one of those times.
I find that when neighborhood moms are looking for stupid crap to buy their sons, they often aim for tee shirts, hats and…
Christmas Gifts
December 6, 2011
Halloween
October 27, 2011
It’s the most sluttiest time. It’s the most sluttiest time. It’s the most sluttiest tiiiiime of the yeeeeeaaaaaaaar! That’s right ladies and gentlemen, this is the weekend of all weekends for seeing the uptight, overbearing accountant in your office dressed…
Bad Scout Badges
October 11, 2011
Ah, childhood. Remember the days of golden star sticker charts where the one girl who sat in the front of the classroom collected five times as many as you? Remember all the kids who actually read those books and exchanged…
Places Not To Live
September 23, 2011
Trailer park in Malibu.
Albany, GA.
The gutter on 143rd Street.
Space Station.
The Radisson.
What’s Pissing Me Off
September 23, 2011
Lack of Never Back Down sequels.
$7 Jack Daniels shot on Delta.
No roach clip for cigars.
Neighbor’s cat.
Out-sourced call centers. Keep ‘em in the USA, folks.
Sangria.
64 calorie beer.
Women who talk about their new skis.
Women…
Shit Fire!
May 24, 2011
I bet neighbor Dale I could get 45 followers by Friday 8PM. If I win, I get to light his house on fire. I lose, I light it on fire anyway.
Hip Hop Soldier
May 24, 2011
Shyne Swagger disgraces Messy Marv and the sanctity of hip hop. Believe it. http://bit.ly/90hOY3
Ninja Bread Cookies
May 24, 2011
I baked 36 ninjabread-men cookies to see if I could crush them all at once with my fist. And I could. Just FYI. http://bit.ly/98Qd9U